This week's Movie Dearest MySpace Friends of the Week are the Bad Idea Bears! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!If you're a fan of the Broadway hit musical Avenue Q, then you already know about these two little fluffy buggers; if not, I'll let them describe themselves: "We are the cutest puppets of your subconscious minds ... We look like a cross between Snuggle and the Care Bears, but we act like we're taking orders straight from Chucky. We're a cute, cuddly version of the little devil that whispers evil thoughts in your ear. Only, we're two-teaming it, and there's no little angel around for balance ... our bouncy, high-pitched voices urge you to do the not-so-smart thing with so much enthusiasm, it might even seem like a good idea at the time! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!"
What are they doing on MySpace? Well, they're looking for some fresh victims ... oops, I mean new friends, such as unconvincing drag queens, sluts, closeted high school jocks, Republicans who still adore George W., washed out porn actors, understudies that never went on during a run and lactose intolerant Starbucks drinkers that always get the runs after coffee. Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Their interests include Long Island ice teas, Costco food samples, film actresses that once played the overweight best friend of the leading lady, Polka music, movies that go straight to video, Michael Jackson TV specials and Ann Coulter books (because they're all bad ideas). Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
But I hate to tell you, Bears: you know what is not such a bad idea? Being the latest Movie Dearest MySpace Friend of the Week! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
And while you're over at the Bear's space, stop by The Official Movie Dearest MySpace Page to check out the latest Weekly Recap, including MySpace exclusive picture for all of last week's big stories!
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